Alien Commander

“Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Greetings, puny Earthlings! I am Commander Hypaxxus-8, but you can call me your new Supreme Overlord. My fleet of flying saucers has come to your world for just one thing: brainpower! And once we’ve sucked your brains dry to power our galactic batteries, there will be nothing to stop us from conquering the entire Earth! My plans are brilliant! My forces are unstoppable!! My spaceship is really, really big!!! Total victory will soon be mine!!!!