Alien Trooper

"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You look like you got a pretty big brain, huh? Lots of thinking going on in there. Us Alien Troopers, we don’t gotta do a lot of thinking. But we’re really good at taking orders and shouting and smashing stuff. Oh, and shooting our lasers! Pyew, pyew! Like that! Sometimes it’s hard to remember which end of the laser to point away from us. That’s why our brains are no good for powering flying saucers. So we came to Earth to get yours! Now hand over all of your brains, or, uh…or else!”