Alien Pilot

“Dude! I love being an Alien Pilot! We get to fly fast, fast, fast all the time! We’ve got super-quick turbo-charged hyper-reflexes, so nothing moves faster than us! Hey, wanna race? You’ll never win, because we can out-run, out-fly and out-zap anything in the sky! Some of the other aliens complain that us Pilots never stop talking, but that’s their own problem, right? We should totally have a race, dude! Bet I can collect more brainpower than you! Wooooooo!”